A Flailing Introduction

One of my duties here at TestCountry, in addition to phone handling the hard-of-hearing, hard-of-thinking, and basically psychotic minority of the drug test ordering multitudes, is answering some of the general questions that come to me via our website. I am asked, in all seriousness, what are the benefits of illegal drug use in general?

Well, I suppose in general, illegal drug use will make you forget how asinine a question this is. This is an exciting job, I tell you.

My boss came to my desk last week and dumped this project in my lap. "See if you can revive the TestCountry Blog," he said. "The guys who worked on it before made a mess of it. I want you to get it going again. You're our Content Writer for the site, and a beacon of hope and goodness in this world, so it should be a piece of cake."

And it is. A delicious, towering cake made of confusion and terror. I love the internet and I love blogs, almost as much as I love Chuck Norris and fish tacos. Almost as much as I love blogging about Chuck Norris and fish tacos. I wasn't so sure how much I would love blogging about drug testing kits. But since I’ve been given freeish rein here and vague details as to whether or not my boss will actually be reading this, I guess I can try to figure it out as I go along. So in the spirit of anonymous internet communication, please feel free to comment with any questions you may have. I will then do my best impersonation of someone semi-competent and answer as best I can. Thanks!