Hello, Vanity.

Turns out my boss really is reading this blog. "You should write more about yourself," he says, "so that the readers can get to know you better." Which would be a nice gesture, I suppose, but I wouldn't really know since I was raised by wolves.

I took these questions from a sample personality quiz I found online, the answers to which should tell you more than you care to know about me.

Q. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
A. I guess Sydney or Hong Kong. San Diego's nice, but there's not much left here for me to discover.

Q. What is your favorite dish?
A. Pho, a Vietnamese noodle soup and Carne Asada Fries, a culinary mutant native to Southern California that is as delicious as it is horrifying.

Q. Do you speak any other languages?
A. Some English, less French. I understand Tagalog, as my parents are Filipino, but never learned to speak the language since they thought my sister and I might one day use it against them. They were probably right.

Q. What are you wearing right now?
A. That's kind of inappropriate, but okay. A dress made of address labels and empty drug test mailing boxes. I like to find ways to recycle because I love our planet dearly (and as more than just a friend), so I am continuously searching for ways to impress it with my creativity. Mostly because flexing and writing poetry didn't work.

Q. What is your favorite color?
A. Nevermind, I can't do this.


I am off work in 15 minutes, which is nice. And I've conned one of my friends into cooking dinner for the both of us tonight, which is nicer.